What the...?

You know those catalogues that are mysteriously left on your door step and are filled with 90% rubbish, and the other 10% is in the "that could be useful, but given the rest of the crap in this catalogue I'm not willing to take my chances" category. Lets just say, we don't escape those catalogues by moving to Canada, and this was one of the delightfully useless, if not scary items that may be purchased by the unconscious customer. In referring to the items description, I would like to know: exactly what part of a large plastic face on a tree is "realistic". I do however, buy the line about your tree becoming "the talk of the neighbourhood", as people will come from miles around to stand in amazement and ask...Why?